so after the mtv ema’s, i snuck into a 21+ afterparty hosted by snoop dogg in an amsterdam nightclub, right? well. i made it to the front of the crowd. i was this close to snoop dogg. he passed me a joint. it was amazing.
then i decided it wasn’t enough. you see, snoop was on this platform seperated from the rest of the club. on this platform was a lot of leather couches and hot people with drinks. so i went to the side of the club and pretended my friend was on the platform. the giant 7 feet tall guard miraculously let me through and i was in the vip section with snoop dogg
i was literally the only one there who wasn’t on the guest list. i had some boy pour me drinks (which turned out to be PURE VODKA) and it took me an hour of socializing with strippers and models to figure out that everyone’s alcohol WAS ON TABS and that since i wasnt on the vip list I DIDN’T HAVE A TAB
i left and then i realized i stole snoop dogg’s alcohol
this has been my story
Because everyone deserves a half naked Marliyn on their blogs.
She’s just gorgeous
not sure if i need sex, sleep, or to punch someone in the face
*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
"ay nigga im late sneak me in hurry up and pop the window. the fuck you taking a picture for? let me the fuck in"
Imagine if your follower count turned into money
I’d still be broke
what if it was your post count
I could finally go to comic con
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there has never been a more accurate representation of me ever.
If you look hard enough, you can see it. [via]
OMG NO I SCROLLED DOWN BC I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING AND THEN I SCROLLED BACK UP AND HAD A HEART ATTACK OMFG
I screamed. Literally.
I was not prepared for that
you can now purchase a destroy capitalism banksy print from walmart
oh the irony